Chriz-91's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sad Realization]

Great!

Yeah,man this is a great track...yeah bout that zero thing u said on an answer earlier...ive noticed that shit too there are fuckups that go voting zero on tracks...especially metal tracks...must be sum kinda metal-hater or just morons that vote low on trackz that are above them in rank...yeah great,may the metal-track-submitterz here at NG kick the voting-zero-dickhead-idiots azzzz!

GoreBastard responds:

Yes indeed, I wish they would all die... Die from shit poisoning. The zero voting scum can lick my sweaty ball sack, very few tracks actually deserve a zero... oh well, cheers for the rivyew

[Rock Bastards from Planet Cock]

Yeahh!!!

Finally another GoreBastard track!...its great...may Planet Cock be blessed!...

GoreBastard responds:

Planet Cock is an evil land far far away, where the Rock Bastards have taken over the once peaceful cities, and changed them into gigantic heavy metal arenas where bands fight to the death... The winner gets to play all night to a crowd of millions of metal heads, with free beer and drugs passed around. This happens every Monday to Saturday... Sunday is "No Clothes Day". Also on Planet Cock, if a good band is killed they have the technology to bring them back alive, so nobody really loses, so yes, may Planet Cock be blessed.
Cheers for the ReViEw

[Slayer - Raining Blood Cover]

Slayer!!!Kickass!!!

Man,that was awesome...and then i seriously mean awesome its not that different from the original but damn its great...one of the best shit uve made! Metal is the fuckin cure,man!

GoreBastard responds:

Hahaha! Cheers mate. I want to put vocals on but I never get the chance to do it, which sucks balls!
Cheers for the review.

[Wrath of the Bastards]

Yo!

Hi,nice work,on all of your submissions,i love your work and i wonder how do you record this music....like do u use a normal com-mic or do u have some serious "pro stuff"?...well nice work,im a big fan!

GoreBastard responds:

Thanks mate... I use a Line 6 Guitar Port to hook my guitar into the computer, then I record it with Cubase S.X. Then I program a simple drum machine and combine it all on cubase... If I can do it, then a 5 year old kid can! It's pretty easy once you know how.
Thanks for your review mate.