Chriz-91's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Thunder Storm]

Yo! Awesome as always!

This is awesome like the rest....long time since i last reviewed your trax...anyway great song...cheers!

GoreBastard responds:

Thanks mate. I thought you were dead!!!

Anyway, thanks alot for checking it out mate.

[Stick Your Dick in a Woman]

OMG hahahaha!!!

Hehe...i seriously had a great laugh there...the vocal thing wasnt too great...but sure it was fun!....

GoreBastard responds:

Thanks, the vocals are by Cock Lord, lord of the Cockites. He was a great man.

[Bond, James Bond... Metalized!]

Great...

Heavy shit again! Very nice and ur very right Bond's got some fuckin good music...and this metal version rocks ass! P.S This probably get platina...

[Battle With Sanity (no vo]

Excellent as usual!

The same kinda review as usual: This is awesome,perfect,godlike cant say more... and i cant understand why u dont get any fuckin platina?...u fuckin deserve it!...some platina for mr.GoreBastard,please!

GoreBastard responds:

Thanks mate. I wasn't going to upload this until I put lyrics on it, but I was fucking dead drunk so I uploaded it... silly me.

[Short Riff or PAIN!]

Good one!

Great,cant say that much more...just a continuance of your great work!

GoreBastard responds:

Thanks. Im glad people like this, even though it's short... I might make a full tune out of it.

[Battletoads - Level2 Metalized]

AWESOME!!!!!!!

That's like the only word u have to say...awesome!....Man THAT was one of ur best tracks...always looking forward to hear some serious GoreBastard!!!...

GoreBastard responds:

Thanks. Battletoads had cool music and this was the easiest bit of music to do out of all of the game. There's better ones than this but I don't want to do them till I get a bass guitar.

[Sad Realization]

Great!

Yeah,man this is a great track...yeah bout that zero thing u said on an answer earlier...ive noticed that shit too there are fuckups that go voting zero on tracks...especially metal tracks...must be sum kinda metal-hater or just morons that vote low on trackz that are above them in rank...yeah great,may the metal-track-submitterz here at NG kick the voting-zero-dickhead-idiots azzzz!

GoreBastard responds:

Yes indeed, I wish they would all die... Die from shit poisoning. The zero voting scum can lick my sweaty ball sack, very few tracks actually deserve a zero... oh well, cheers for the rivyew

[Rock Bastards from Planet Cock]

Yeahh!!!

Finally another GoreBastard track!...its great...may Planet Cock be blessed!...

GoreBastard responds:

Planet Cock is an evil land far far away, where the Rock Bastards have taken over the once peaceful cities, and changed them into gigantic heavy metal arenas where bands fight to the death... The winner gets to play all night to a crowd of millions of metal heads, with free beer and drugs passed around. This happens every Monday to Saturday... Sunday is "No Clothes Day". Also on Planet Cock, if a good band is killed they have the technology to bring them back alive, so nobody really loses, so yes, may Planet Cock be blessed.
Cheers for the ReViEw

[Slayer - Raining Blood Cover]

Slayer!!!Kickass!!!

Man,that was awesome...and then i seriously mean awesome its not that different from the original but damn its great...one of the best shit uve made! Metal is the fuckin cure,man!

GoreBastard responds:

Hahaha! Cheers mate. I want to put vocals on but I never get the chance to do it, which sucks balls!
Cheers for the review.

[Looking for the Master]

Yeah! Metallica!

Finally some 'Tallica stuff....pretty good played...some mistakes but its ok...you coud have added the solo too....